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Martes, Mayo 28, 2013

Despicable Me!

MINIONS, ASSEMBLE!

Minions having little fun with ol' dispenser.

To be entirely honest, I've watched Despicable Me like, two weeks ago? Not sure.
     Okay. First off, the film is not only amazing or anything--it's really thought of well. Witty scenes combined with proper emotions and that "woah!" moments equals great animated film. Period.
     I would start by noticing the yellow creatures called the minions. Gru, the villain-turned dad, had these really cute workers in jumpers. They carry things around, build something, and the list goes on. But then, they're cute! Aren't they? Yes, that's what I noticed. I think the humor came from them about 60%? Or that's just me. A'ight.
     It's such a pleasure watching the whole film. If there are annoying, useless scenes that I always despise from well-known box office hits, I think it's none or minimal here. My mind is in between adulthood and childhood, so I enjoyed this. Shut up, laughing people. Going back, I find the character of Gru interesting. The first part of him was unexpected, though--the part where he popped a kid's animal balloon. That's just a reminder for me that he is a famous villain.
     This film wasn't really a groundbreaking drama, but thanks to the kids Edith, Margo, and Agnes, the film wasn't soggy or something--it's like hello! Kids amp up movies! They're fun to watch unless they're spoiled and annoying and uninteresting. But then, I can't say anything much about them. Agnes is just so cute when she received the fluffy pink unicorn. "It's so fluffy!"
     About the story, (which I care about A LOT,) it's excellent. I told you I find it well-written and well-thought of. You wouldn't really expect Vector to be the villain to take down Gru because he's lame at the start, but I did. I just knew villains are lame sometimes.

Gru with Edith, Agnes, and Margo

At first, I thought Gru would never reach the moon. That was his plan, right? I don't know, it's just Vector didn't manage to impress me by stealing the pyramid, replaced it with an inflatable replica, hide the pyramid at his house, and paint (or was it covered?) the pyramid sky blue like no one will notice. But then, the moon issue was cute. Really cute.
     When the climax was climbing, I find it really exciting. Awww, Gru didn't make it to the Swan Lake recital! Awww, Vector kidnapped the kids (really predictable,) and the Nefario principle was introduced. All in all, I didn't just expect Vector to be carried away to space with the moon slowly coming back to real size. But I wanted to--it served sucker villains right.
     Let's grade it! I love grades! I think you know what I'll give this one.

     GRADE: A+

     Let's say I'm a bit predictable, too. But geez! I just love the film. It's so smart and cute (MINIONS!) and I just can't wait for Despicable Me 2. Have you seen the minions' Banana already? If you haven't, there's something lacking in your childhood! :D
     I'm out.

Hey! I don't own the pictures above, boss. Hihihi.     
   

Mr. Winter Meets Ms. Blondie Sneak Peek 8

Mr. Winter Meets Ms. Blondie

Episode Eight - Start of the 'Game'




                After getting up in a branch about ten feet from the ground, Rapunzel and Jack sat down comfortingly. Still in her sleeping dress, Rapunzel can’t help feel cold—especially the spirit of winter being next to her.
                Her eyes fell on the staff Jack Frost was holding. She had just noticed he’d been carrying it around everywhere and every time. From a memory, she had seen the ‘stick’ do wonders.
                “Are you sure you’re alright here?” Jack asked her. He noticed she was oddly silent.
                Rapunzel nodded painfully. “As long as I’m away from her, I’ll be alright.”
                As if agreeing to her, Pascal the chameleon went up to her shoulders. What made Jack laugh was the chameleon’s seemingly inebriation.
                “He’s drunk,” Jack said, pointing at Pascal. Its eyes were rolling around the sides.
                “Nah.” Rapunzel came to get him from her shoulder. “He’s my best companion.”
                A moment of silence passes and a strange throb in Jack’s chest told him something was up. Like Santa Claus’ stomach grumbles, he trusts his instincts by now.
                Holding his staff in both hands, Jack looked around a corner where it was dark. An aura was coming from that shadowy place.
                “What’s happening?” Rapunzel whispered. She suddenly felt awkward as she could not see or feel anything—just the sense of impending danger.
                Instead of seeing Pitch—better known as the Boogeyman—walking from the darkness, a figure of a slim woman was coming. As Jack’s jaw dropped, the woman was visible within the moonlight. It’s not just her black dress and her hood that made her look creepy.
                Rapunzel was sure it wasn’t Mother Gothel. When the woman removed her hood, Rapunzel was right. The woman was way younger than Mother Gothel was.
                With a long, flowing dark hair and a sinister smile, the woman silently alarmed Jack Frost. This was the first time he had seen her.

Linggo, Mayo 26, 2013

Last Dawn of a Horde - Chapter Five: The Reunion of the Stars 2 of 2


LAST DAWN OF A HORDE

Chapter Five: Reunion of the Stars

2 of 2

~Jules~

            Rolcene closed the heavy main door with himself. "Go kick some zombie ass for me!"
            Once we are all outside, we immediately headed off to the woods next to the warehouse. I led the task, and John finally saw where we had gone through when we rescued him. After turns and turns and turns, we managed to avoid some SWAT team carrying long armalites walking the roads. Before we can move on, they spotted a zombie walking yards away and they ran for it.
            We ran past their base at the middle of the road.
            About three choppers flew overhead, and when we were hidden in the trees and tall grasses opposite the path where the warehouse was, I got the opportunity to warn the others.
            "Listen," I whispered. "We are going down here, and whatever happens, crouch down until you see me stand. These SWAT will shoot us the moment they see us."
            Stanley said, "Roger that!"
            "Ssshh," Gray shushed.
            We move downwards. I was the first to go down, and when I found out that the land was safe to step on, I whistled to the others. That's the time Miguel alerted me that the SWAT are marching back to their base, increasing our vulnerability. I am very sure the zombie they had taken down was already bathing in its dirty blood.
            J.D. was the last to go, and a few more steps we hear water gushing down from the falls. Yes, we are finally near the Blue River. John looked excited and he went next to me, delight sparkling in his eyes.
            Following the water, we landed on the edge of the river. On the other side of the river stood a huge stone wall with a single hole fit for a human to crawl in.
            John stepped forward. "That's where they got out," he said. "But where are they?"
            I didn't know this place. Surely, inside the stone wall was the great underground sewer system and on the other side of it was where we found John.
            Then a stench welcomed us. Human things—spears, ashes of firewood, tiny bones I recognize that was from squirrels, nut shells, mango peelings, and drying woven clothes—were around. What really surprised me is a lying body of a bloody girl with an arrow struck on her stomach and on her chest. She's dead, for sure. Double dead, I mean. But she looks familiar, though.
            John went to the pile of human knickknack remains. He examined it thoroughly and said, "T-The other girls wove this!"
            I joined him while the others are checking the dead girl lying unconsciously near the river. From the way she looks, she must have been a zombie—her skin was so pale and transparent. So...dead. And surely the Josephites wouldn't shoot arrows to their classmates, would they?
            Katie pleaded her classmates J.D. and Jet not to touch and observe the girl. Suddenly I began to think I know her—the girl had this long hair running down to her waist...
            "No, Jet! Maybe that one is still alive! Maybe it's a trap!" Katie pleaded.
            J.D. said, "Oh come on, it's already dead."
            Katie didn't look convinced. But I was convinced.
            I turned to John. "Do you think they were here?"
            John nodded, as he touched the wooden arrows our classmates possibly made. Seeing these things made me believe so good that my fellow friends are still alive and seeking help.
            Help. That's what I will give them firsthand.
            "That's Andrea," John pointed positively to the shot girl. She was wearing her uniform, and now I believed him—that's my friend's long hair James and he used to pull.
            "How can you be so sure?"
            John sighed. "The last time I saw her, I had guessed she was infected."
            "How did you know?"
            "She had been bitten on her navel's side," John beamed. "But I doubt she didn't kill anyone."
            John pointed nearby. Beside Andrea was a pool of blood, and it dripped until it reached the river. I can only make something up—Andrea must've attacked someone and the others dragged it to drown on the river. As far as I have observed, zombies are really brainless—they can't swim, talk,—but they can run, kill, eat, and...dance. Now that's the joke.
            "We should go," I announced. I figured out there's no more use of speaking in a low voice—I'll be really impressed for the police and the SWAT if they can still see and hear us from down here. After getting useful things like firewood, arrows and untouched fruits and nuts, we walked deeper into the trees. The hill was sloping down, and I don't even have an idea where we will end up.
            No, actually, I know.
            Downtown.
            When you hear the word downtown and uptown, you admit you're thinking of something else. When you say uptown and downtown, take it literally. Now you'll consider the St. Joseph's University as one places in uptown.
            I've never been downtown for the last weeks. I live a few blocks away from school, and I had been downtown last time when we watched Titanic 3D. Using the main road to travel going downtown seems to be a better idea, but if you want to live at least a day longer, avoid the main road, the zombies, the shooting helicopters, and the SWAT.
            I feel like we're getting near—getting near something I don't know. But I get that feeling sometimes; when I got this sensation, it was telling me I was near my goal.
            Near.
            Chopper blades cut the air, and as we all try to hide under trees, I bet the police had a lead that we are here. Violent air circled us, but I asked everyone to keep calm and try to conceal themselves. At the point of time where the sun is up, shining brightly on the sky, it will be hard to stay hidden.
            And then the chopper was gone. I heard someone speak in megaphone, but it was barely audible because of the muffling air inside my ear canals.
            I mouthed Let's go! and we got on our feet. Another quarter of a mile of sprinting made my feet stiff and tired, but when I gripped my katana tight, I felt like I was getting stronger. I don't know how this will help me, but thanks to my dad who taught me how to fight with a stick sword when I was nine.
            I handed Adrian and Geno the arrows we picked up from the site where we guessed our other classmates had rested. From their sheath bags, the two of them pulled out a bow for each of them. Jimmy, Adrian and Geno are just one of my classmates who are learning Archery from our class. Like John had told me, I sucked in that subject—I prefer sword fighting. It was much more intense, challenging—and deadly.
            They load their arrows, and Geno said, "Wow, I know the only person that will bother to sharpen an arrow like this."
            "Jimmy," Adrian mused.
            That's the spirit.
            We moved on. Unfortunately, Jet, having the clearest eyesight of perfect 20-20, warned us, "Zombie ahead, twelve o'clock!"
            That's for directions. The zombie, alone and wearing tattered clothes drenched in blood and some kind of green liquid, was marching far away I can barely see it. Nice job, Jet. It surely didn't hear us, but it was climbing up while we were going down.
            I approached Adrian. "Can you shoot it from down here?"
            He nodded, but he didn't look like he wanted to shoot it. "But of course, we are checking for other zombies. Maybe that one's not alone."
            I agreed. Then I went to John.
            "See zombies around?" I asked.
            He shakes his head.
            I called for Adrian and Geno. "Shoot!"
            Two arrows flew instantly right after I spoke. I followed its trail, and they hit the zombie excellently—Geno's arrow to its head and Adrian for its chest.
            Jet and Stanley patted the two archers on their backs. "Nice shot, Geno!" Stanley says.
            I was about to go near them when one girl suddenly screamed.
            I'm betting my hat it was Katie, the only girl in our group.
            "Shit," muttered J.D.. "I had second thoughts about letting her come..."
            We boys ran to where the sound came from. Avoiding slippery land, we sloped down to see Katie struggling with a buff zombie bigger than anyone of us.
            Before I can give initiatives, Adrian released an arrow shooting the zombie's head. I hate to say these two things to you: First, I wanted to slice zombies so bad with my sword, and second, I saw the zombie was wearing St. Joseph's University uniform.
            Miguel stepped forward. He looked sullen over a sudden. "That's Peter, a junior. One of my junior players."
            "Why is he way too—buffer than you?" I asked.
            John answered, "That boy's the oldest of the players. Even older than Miguel."
            I nod, and we all go a little more downwards to rescue Katie. Bathing in the zombie's blood, Katie broke into tears.
            "Katie! Don't cry! And don't open your eyes!" I warned her. I learned the lesson of the infection the hard way.
            Katie contained herself, and when Jet reached her, she hid her face on his chest as she went on crying.
            Jet was clearly scolding her, but at the same time, he was comforting her. "I told you! Curiosity kills the cat!"
            He wiped off the blood from her face, and he took her in his arms. If Leo will see them like this, that guy will unleash his—her—fury.
            I came to the bad part. "Observe her," I tell the others. "If she started to act strange and submit symptoms...tie her up."
            That didn't make Katie comfortable. The thought of somebody telling you you're infected is like denoting they'll kill you later.
            We all rose, and on our way down, Jet had Katie on his side. I didn't like it—it makes one of our great assets and fighters vulnerable. But I kept my mouth shut.
            We weren't half a mile near downtown yet, but to count, we already encountered five zombies in all. I want to eat already, but it will be foolishness. A picnic here in the woods with zombies around is like eating inside a hungry lion's cage.
            I sliced the head of the sixth zombie we came across, and actually, I had fun—especially on the part where I removed all its limbs. We met the seventh zombie just before we reached downtown road, but before I can swing my katana, Adrian had shot it on its chest. Fountain of blood spurted out of the damage, and John called me.
            “They can move without brains if they’re infected long enough,” John explained. “But I think they still have blood in their systems.”
            “And it can still infect,” I said dryly. It made no difference, but at least he had given us info to cut time on deciding where to shoot infected zombies.
           

~John~

           
            The first thing I asked them is why we had gone so far from uptown.
            Jules answered me professionally. “I’m afraid, my friend, that we need to postpone the trip of rescuing them for a while.”
            My nostrils almost flared. “You what? You say you’ll postpone?”
            Jules backed up. “Look, there are a lot of zombies up there. Since we are here downtown, we just need to venture out here, find supplies, and then get our butts out of here—“
            We hear a gunshot. My head darted to where it came, and I almost gasped if it wasn’t for Jules who pulled me away once more.
            Daniel, one of my classmates, was shot on the head by a distant SWAT sharpshooter—for their good. We run, and several bullets whizzed past my ear. Lucky I still didn’t get a bullet through me, and I can even hear Jules cursing.
            “Damn!” he exclaimed, as we skirted past tall, massive trees. When my body suggested we have already gone away for a good distance, we stopped, leaving all of us panting.
            Geno slammed his bow onto one tree. I guess if it was one of us, it will leave a red gash on his or her skin. “I told him don’t go yet!”
            Jules tapped Geno to cool down. “It’s okay, no more use for crying over spilt milk. At least, you have given him some chance to escape gruesome fate of being infected.”
            I still want to punch Jules right to his perfectly curved nose, but I simply can’t. When everyone stopped panting, I stood up.
            “Come on, we will return uptown,” I demanded.
            Stanley and Jules exchanged looks.
            “Damn it!” I blurted out. “That’s our purpose for being here, right?”
            I guess that brought life back to them.
            Katie sighed. “Oh, God. I never thought I’ll see you guys fight. Look, Mr. Wakefield, Mr. Eddington’s right. We must not revert out from the original plan.”
            Wakefield was Jules’ surname, making him extra cool for the girls. Who wants Eddington anyway? It sounds funny.
            J.D. sighed too. “Who’s up on going to the deadly roads?”
            I didn’t like the way he said deadly, but I raised my hand. Only he and Katie didn’t raise their hands. We will go.
            Jules had let me lead, insisting I ‘know’ some clues where the others had been when actually I know nothing. But don’t get me wrong—I didn’t regret on staying with Rich until the end.

            Five minutes later on our way up again, we encountered our eighth zombie. This time it wasn’t a student anymore—but it was a guy wearing bloody yellow overalls that we concluded he was a fireman. Period. Jules hacked his head and sliced him away that divided him in half horizontally on the stomach.
            Stanley started on suggesting that we should’ve gone on downtown for news, or somewhat in his voice—to loot and find some things very useful.
            “We’ll go downtown tomorrow,” Jules said. “If others in the base are willing to go.”
            It was imperative.

~James~


            There was one thing I had known after I woke up—I was now in a different place.
            I crept for the others, but unfortunately I was alone. Coldly alone. I sat upright, and found myself sprawled on the grass. I had thought it was night, but it was already morning. In fact, the sun was so high in the sky I have a guess it’s about noon.
            I was no longer on the vicinity of the Blue River, but I felt its cold breeze brush up my hair. The trees around are the same with the ones we had seen outside the sewer hole.
            Yes, I even remember that. But when I looked around, it seems like someone dragged me around. What amazed me is my discovery—that I must’ve been out for at least a day. The last thing I remember was…
            Oh no.
            I looked around, and lucky me didn’t see any zombies around.
            I raced from tree to tree, checking any signs of a human crossing it. My heart pounded harder, and I didn’t dare to stop.
            Not until I find the others. Jasmine was dead. And I’ll do whatever it takes to ensure that the three people with me are still alive.

            I walk around. Damn it, I’m starting to see traces of blood infused with something green.
            Before I knew it, one infected zombie came out from the trees fifteen meters away from me. It was roaming, and I tell myself, “Run.”
            I backed away slowly, trying to take my steps back. One stupid human being left a glass dripping with blood out here in the woods, and unfortunately, I had stepped on it—crushed it into thousand shards, making a distracting noise.
            The zombie darted his bloody, transparent face. He scowled at me, and lunged hungrily towards me.
            Then I ran for dear life, not knowing where to go, with a goddamn zombie chasing me.